Psssst…Here’s a few things I’d like you to know.
Ok I slacked off yesterday and I actually couldn't come up with anything to write. So now that I'm kinda stuck in TX things morning, I'll take it upon myself to concentrate.
Today's installment of Diabetes Blog Week is “What is one thing you would tell someone that doesn’t have diabetes about living with diabetes?”. Well me being the kinda person I am there can't be just one. So I've made a list of several things I would tell people (specifically people I know and meet) about living with diabetes.
"You have no idea what the hell you're talking about"
"Yes I ate a lot of candy as a kid. Simply because I was a kid and not a cow and spent my days eating grass"
"You cannot catch my diabetes. So to the hot chick that was hesitant about hugging me, I will never forget that"
"No my blood does not taste sweet and why are you biting me sir?
"Yes I can take my pump off dear. And no its not the same thing as that whip"
"I'm about to miss my flight. Yes, I repeat its an insulin pump"
"I'm diabetic. No its not heroin. I would be in a much different mood if this was heroin. Yes you're an idiot."
"I'm going to be really pissed if I miss my flight. I-N-S-U-L-I-N PUMP."
" You know *insert known sexy celebrity's name. Insert porn star's name in case of emergency* is a diabetic" (it doesn't have to be true because do you honestly think I can pick up a woman by telling her about Wilford Bremley??!!)
"Screw it! I'm gonna drive from Atlanta to Kansas. Where's the rental car booth? Stupid TSA!"
Enjoy your Friday folks!!
May 18th, 2012 - 08:33
Funny, but a Dam shame about the TSA.